Thursday 4 August 2011

Another Archbishop Joke


The Archbishop is in Scotland as part of his ecumenical contacts, going off to meet fellow bishops on the Island of Mull. There is increased security and a dockside official is looking at the man's face and seeing a lot of beard and hair.
"I think you may find that I am no one, indeed nothing other, than Rowan, well, humm, they call me by my titles too but I like to be friendly and go by Rowan."
"Och aye," said the official. "Follow me a reasonable minute."
"Well I wouldn't do differently," said the Archbishop, going along the jetty to a lower point.
The man pointed to a small wooden boat with a bench across and offered the Archbishop a couple of oars, duly taken. "Enjoy your trip," he said.

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